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(no subject) [Feb. 3rd, 2009|12:46 am]
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As an addendum to a previous post, here's a comic that sums up my feelings quite well - Pup Ponders the Heat Death of the Universe.
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Down on Mission Street [Dec. 5th, 2008|03:01 pm]
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Tomorrow, we take off on our real honeymoon. We’re hitting San Francisco for a few days (until the 10th) before driving around Monterey and Santa Cruz. Any of my SF peeps wanna hook up? Holla atcha boy.

(Hey, it makes a change from speaking like Jerry fucking Reed all the time)

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Liveblogging our wedding [Oct. 25th, 2008|01:42 am]
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For all those of you that aren’t able to make it but still want to follow what’s happening at our wedding, one of our guests has volunteered to liveblog the entire thing on twitter.

You can follow it at

This is so amazingly insane, I’m still having trouble getting my head around it. Is this the first liveblogged wedding?

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Quick Question! [Sep. 26th, 2008|12:23 am]
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Does anyone know of any car rental agencies in Dublin that will rent to someone who has only had their license for two months?

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Shiner [Sep. 16th, 2008|02:48 pm]
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Member of a New Romantics revival band, or jackass who should know better than to stick his head out a window in the middle of a storm? It’s such a fine line between the two.

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Pedestrians beware [Aug. 19th, 2008|04:25 pm]
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That license in your wallet, that’s not an ordinary piece of paper, that is a driver’s license, and its not only a driver’s license, it’s an automobile license, and it’s not only an automobile license, it’s a license to live, a license to be free, a license to go wherever, whenever and with whomever you choose.
Corey Feldman
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Growing Up. [Aug. 15th, 2008|10:20 pm]
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Then suddenly again, Christopher Robin, who was still looking at the world with his chin in his hands, called out “Pooh!”
“Yes?” said Pooh.
“When I’m — when — Pooh!”
“Yes, Christopher Robin?”
“I’m not going to do Nothing any more.”
“Never again?”
“Well, not so much. They don’t let you.”
Pooh waiting for him to go on, but he was silent again.
“Yes, Christopher Robin?” said Pooh helpfully.
“Pooh, when I’m — you know — when I’m not doing Nothing, will you come up here sometimes?”
“Just Me?”
“Yes, Pooh.”
“Will you be here too?”
“Yes, Pooh, I will be really. I promise I will be, Pooh.”
“That’s good,” said Pooh.
“Pooh, promise you won’t forget about me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.”
Pooh thought for a little.
“How old shall I be then?”
Pooh nodded.
“I promise,” he said.
Still with his eyes on the world, Christopher Robin put out a hand and felt for Pooh’s paw.
“Pooh,” said Christopher Robin earnestly, “if I — If I’m not quite–” he stopped and tried again –”Pooh, whatever happens, you will understand, won’t you?”
“Understand what?”
“Oh, nothing.” He laughed and jumped to his feet. “Come on!”
“Where?” said Pooh.
“Anywhere,” said Christopher Robin.

It’s maybe twenty years since I first read this and it still makes me cry.

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FU RRoD [Aug. 11th, 2008|01:17 pm]
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That’s my second Xbox Red Ring of Death.

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(no subject) [Jul. 15th, 2008|07:06 pm]
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Regarding the lad speaking pidgin Italian who seems to have caused so much consternation, here's my €0.02 (USD$0.032): Fuxache, lads. He's being accused of murder in a country where he clearly doesn't speak the language and being unexpected pounced on by the local media who insist on talking to him in a language he doesn't understand. Given those circumstances, I'd like to see youse lot do any better.

Plus, in his defence, half of Italian really is just sticking a vowel on the end of English words.

(This is coming as someone who has spent the last two weeks doing an immersive Italian language course and still has trouble getting my genders, articles, pronouns and tenses right when my teacher asks me what I did last night.)
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Abby Normal [Jun. 5th, 2008|02:10 pm]
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Clicking through hundreds of Wikipedia pages eventually led me to the page for Lexington Steele, a porn actor1. In it, he talks about his struggle:

Yes, I am religious. I am Christian, Baptist. I grew up in as close to a Cosby-show lifestyle as you can get. Doing porno, on a repeated basis, I am committing Coitus interruptus like Onan. I’m not married, so I’m fornicating for a living. I’m paid to have sex, which means what? I’m prostituting by definition. These are things I have to reckon with my God on a daily basis. I knowingly do these things.
My decision to do porno has forced me to take my religion within. Because of my job I am stronger in my relationship with God, because now I take God with me everywhere I go; if I don’t, I’ll fail. I didn’t know that God blessed me with an abnormally large penis that allows me to make porno. But I feel blessed.

Apart from the whole religion thing and the bit about having an abnormally large penis, I know exactly how you feel, buddy.

  1. Actor? Is there much acting involved? Although, if questioning wrestlers leads to getting bopped in the head, I think I may leave this question alone []
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